1. Next time I have a colonoscopy prep, we are buying a cushy toilet seat. My cheeks were so sore after the the 6 hours I spent pooing tonight. Sitting for that long on the toilet just hurts. I had the laptop set-up in the bathroom with it on our netflix account and managed to watch like 4 movies tonight.
2. Any guy that asks a girl to let him have anal sex should have to go through a colonoscopy prep, or two. No man will ask after that.
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